May 24, 2021

Who Asked You?

Welcome to Craccum, where we put the “agony” in “agony aunt.” We’re not qualified to deal with your problems, but neither are you. So I’m in […]
May 24, 2021

Fromage

Come and celebrate such putrid taste Jealous grifters squeak so loud and bitter Let it gestate, crumble, split And salivating flags wave defeat fought hard Freed […]
May 24, 2021

What Your Coffee Order Says About You

We’re all miserable fucks who rely on caffeine and complaining to stay in our shitty jobs. Baristas are constantly judging you. It’s how we get through […]
May 24, 2021

Cool Sexy Dating Advice from NZ Politicians

Maybe not cool, maybe not sexy, but still advice? Sorry for the clickbait. We look to our politicians for their wisdom to fix the housing crisis […]