March 14, 2022

Hearsay: Look Over There! UoA’s New Plan to Distract From Construction Delays

Two years on, the pit that once was a functioning University campus is still under construction, and students and staff are sick of it. Most of […]
September 13, 2021

Hearsay: Governor Grey Has a Home and You Don’t

Owning a home in Auckland Central is no easy feat when housing prices have shot up to sky high records. Yet, our little biscuit, our beloved […]
August 17, 2021

Arts Graduates Unaware That Food Expires

Concerns are being raised that members of the University of Auckland Arts Faculty can’t clean up after themselves in the workplace. Some say this is likely […]
March 2, 2021

Chancellor Releases Apology to Vice Chancellor Dawn Freshwater

Dear Dawn, On behalf of the University leadership, we are sorry for renting you a Parnell mansion at half the market rate and giving you a […]
June 2, 2020

Hearsay! Chris Bishop Left Reeling Over Discovery he is Half-Chinese

A tough week for the Opposition just became even harder, after it was revealed to Chris Bishop he was half-Chinese at a Caucus meeting last Friday. […]
May 4, 2020

Hearsay! Donald Trump Prescribes Tiger King as Coronavirus Cure

Excitement is brimming in the Oval Office as President Trump claims he has conceived a new cure for the coronavirus infection. The President proposed the idea […]
April 28, 2020

Hearsay! Simon Bridges Tests Positive for Chronic Lack of Social Media Clout

A National Party spokesperson confirmed over the weekend that Simon Bridges had been diagnosed with a chronic lack of social media clout. As no-one from the […]
April 6, 2020

Hearsay! News Without the Facts Zoom: COVID-19 Press Release

During this time of unprecedented crisis, companies across the world have been emphatically responding on how they plan to provide aid, as well as manage risks […]