September 28, 2020

Dating Disney Princesses

Hear ye, hear ye. The year is 2002. A tiny, bisexual Zoë stares up at Ariel’s cleavage on a grainy VCR. Somewhere in the background, her […]
May 18, 2020

Board Game Review

I have always liked boardgames. In 2012 I thought Imagine Dragons was a board game. My family has bonded and shattered over them, and as I’ve […]