March 14, 2022

The F(onion) Of Wisdom

Where we take a headline from “The Onion” and write an objectively finer article “Woman Can Always Tell Period Coming By Way Doors Slam Shut, Lights […]
March 7, 2022

The F(onion) of Wisdom

Where I take a headline from “The Onion” and write an objectively finer article “World Leaders Vow Regular People Just Trying To Live Their Lives Will […]
March 1, 2022

The F(onion) of Wisdom

Where I take a headline from “The Onion” and write an objectively finer article “Woman Shamelessly Sleeps Her Way Laterally Across Corporate Ladder” — The Onion […]
October 18, 2021

Squid Game

With lockdown in full swing and a bleak summer ahead of us (RIP Bay Dreams), Netflix has become the procrastinating student’s solace now more than ever. […]