Disclaimer: This quiz satirises teen lifestyle content, please do not take results seriously.
Girlypops! Have you ever wondered if the hottie in your class is destined to be your happily ever after? Is that cutie really a keeper? Or should they be left in the friendzone? Take this quiz to find out!
How often does your crush text you?
A. Almost never. They usually leave me on read/delivered. But it’s not their fault that their iPhone 5c keeps breaking.
B. Pretty regularly! We usually text throughout the day.
C. All the time! They never forget to text me good morning and goodnight, or send their fave GIF!
Your crush has caught you staring at them across the room. How do they react?
A. They didn’t notice. I’m not sure if they’re even aware of my existence…
B. They winked back and licked their lips flirtatiously.
C. They smiled back.
You’re having a bad day, what does your crush do?
A. They usually make my day even worse by gaslighting me into thinking I’m overreacting, or that everything is all my fault.
B. They check up on me and ask if I’m okay, followed up by a few reassuring texts.
C. They come over with a tub of my favourite ice cream and tissues, before cracking their best jokes to try to cheer me up.
You’ve just got a new haircut. How does your crush react?
A. They point at me and LOL.
C. They ask if I’ve bought a new lipgloss.
C. They go OTT and shower me with compliments!
You ask your crush to hangout at the mall after school. What do they respond with?
A. ‘I’m busy 2nite, I’m hanging with my mates.’
B. ‘Sure! I’ve been waiting forevs for you to ask!’
C. ‘OFC, we’ll go to our usual ice cream spot!’
What’s your crush’s hottest quality?
A. Their ability to always keep me guessing about how they feel.
B. Their dreamy eyes and Justin Bieber swoop that could make any heart melt!
C. Their kindness and sense of humour.
Mostly As: There go the wedding bells!
It’s true love! You two are a match made in heaven. What are you waiting for? It’s time to tie the knot and live your fairytale happily ever after. Despite their clear disinterest in you and the soul-crushing rejection you feel after each interaction, we all know that deep, deep, down, they’re secretly in love with you. They’re so obsessed that they just need to maintain a front to keep their sanity… yes, that’s it! Right?
Mostly Bs: Best friends forever!
You and your crush make the cutest pair of BFFs ever! They may not be marriage material, but they’ll always be your bestest bestie. You can trust that they’ve got your back through tough times!
Mostly Cs: Dump them!
Ew! You can do so much better girlfriend! They totally belong in the trash. Move on, there are plenty of heartthrobs in the sea. Someone who treats you well and expresses their interest and commitment to you over and over again? Boring! What’s a romance without some unhealthy and seriously toxic drama?
