October 11, 2021

Poetry

I am an empty room filled with a cold mist that is dripping with loneliness I feel it on every inch of my skin as it […]
October 11, 2021

The Worst Mental Health Advice

If you’re not laughing, you’re crying. The Craccum community reveals the dumbest mental health advice they’ve received. Have you ever poured your heart out to someone, […]
October 4, 2021

Disciplinary Action

Trust Craccum to know what’s best for your crack so you can cum. “You’ve been a very bad boy,” he said, looking over his Alex Perry […]
August 9, 2021

The Future of UOA (Interpreted by AI)

The year is 2053. The University Clocktower, yellow and crumbling, reaches its spires towards a hot purple sky. Blue and green clouds crowd the ground across […]