August 3, 2020

One Direction Affection

On the 23rd of July 2010, the world was blessed by Simon Cowell as he pieced together an extremely corporate boyband on the X-Factor UK. He […]
August 3, 2020

The Shining, dir. Stanley Kubrick

My axe to grind with this movie is the size of a bus. It has a brilliant atmosphere, compelling mise-en-scène, tension you can cut with a […]
June 8, 2020

Surviving R. Kelly, dir. Nigel Bellis & Astral Finnie

Yes, I know, I’m over a year late to the #CancelKelly party. But Season 2 will drop this year, so let’s prepare ourselves again. I finally […]
March 24, 2020

The Matrix, dir. The Wachowskis

I hate The Matrix, okay? There, I said it. Go home and cry about it. It’s a boring, poorly acted, weirdly-coloured cardboard cut-out of a movie.  […]