Phil has Goff your weekend plans covered xoxo It’s no secret that everyone fucking hates Aucklanders. Hell, we give all of our suburbs silly pet names […]
Let’s get this (emotionally stable) bread! I hate my brain. She’s insufferable in every way possible. Anxious. Hyper-active. Overly-critical. Numb. Dumb. Essentially the worst party pooper […]
The sun’s golden glow caresses your warm skin, speckling constellations of kisses on salty cheeks that glitter against the swooning azure skies above. Someone’s UE Boom […]