Welcome to Craccum, where we put the “agony” in “agony aunt.” We’re not qualified to deal with your problems, but neither are you.
Absofuckinglutely I did. I DO. Thank you for the opportunity to rant about this because people who hate things when they get popular are the worst kind of people. Frozen is a masterpiece and I will not hear otherwise. It has great characters, subversive plot twists, GREAT music, and it’s fun for VIEWERS OF ALL AGES. I will NOT have Frozen slander in this house just because you soulless hipsters hate the concept of children’s joy. Oh, you hate it because your little sister wouldn’t shut up about it? SHE WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT’S GREAT, ASSWIPE. Y’all need a Grinch triple-heart expansion because I don’t understand how you function on literally 0 serotonin.
This one goes out to the gym-goers. For the love of Jesus and Joseph, wipe down the fucking machine after you use it! Who raised you?! You think I want to deal with your excretions? I already have to deal with this godforsaken stair machine, the last thing I want to do is slip on your juices and fall to my death. Stop acting like a five-year-old who spilled his Ribena and doesn’t want Mummy to know, and clean up your damn mess.