I love Taylor. Froth her. Ms. Swift has no right to be able to describe each and every vibe that happened, will happen, and is currently happening in my life. She is a part of pop culture, yes, but Sh*kespeare is rolling in his grave right now; he knows he could never portray regret like Taylor did in Folklore.
How are you?
A. I’m okay! But I can’t complain
B. I’m fucking happy and just living my best life
C. Uh, could be better…
D. Who’s asking?
E. I appreciate you asking. Thanks
Pick a lipstick shade
A. Maybe just a plain coral one!
B. Lip gloss. The sparkly one
C. RED. Burning red.
D. Uh, dark purple, maybe even black
E. Nothing, maybe just lip balm at most
Pick a drink
A. Sparkling water
B. Rosé Sangria all the way, babe
D. Gin ‘n’ Tonic
E. An Old Fashioned
What’s your current song on repeat?
A. ‘Where You Lead’ by Carole King
B. ‘Dancing Queen’ by ABBA
C. ‘Driver’s License’ by Olivia Rodrigo
D. ‘Aint Shit’ by Doja Cat
E. ‘Kyoto’ by Phoebe Bridgers
It’s lockdown, 2020, what trend do you engage with?
A. Dalgona coffee making
B. Cocktails à-la-chez-moi
C. Probably Netflix-ing all the shows
D. Drunk baking ??
E. Reading defo
Last but not least, pick an Anne Hathaway character
A. Mia Thermopolis, Princess Diaries
B. Elizabeth Curran, Valentine’s Day
C. Andy Sacks, Devil Wears Prada
D. Daphne Kruger, Ocean’s 8
E. Fantine, Les Misérables
MOSTLY A’S: Fearless
Everything is at your fingertips and you don’t feel any guilt sharing your happiness with the world. We get it, the world is fresh and your oyster or whatever, but we all know: you’re yearning… Is it for someone? Something? Or just plain change? Whatever it is, we hope you get it, if not, it’s for the best. You’re happy, but not content, and that’s okay. Sometimes wanting things keeps life steady and ongoing.
MOSTLY B’S: 1989
You are loud, and fucking turned up! Maybe not necessarily drunk, but you’re just happy. Does that include spite? Anger? Maybe, but that’s a lot to dissect. It doesn’t matter because right now you should just ride on that high. Coming from a long period of anguish, you only deserve all the trimmings that these coming-of-age flicks promise: time with friends and some promising sunrise.
MOSTLY C’S: Red
Uh, what heals eternal anger? Lol. It’s that time when you’re just sad, mad, and probably frustrated, but you look shiny, pristine, and put together. So, that’s fine. But you’ll get through it because you’ve gotten this far! It’s only a matter of time before you get there, so just cry… or break something. Your call, babe.
MOSTLY D’S: Reputation
You’re probably in the best self-awakening state of yourself. It’s the reinvention period, but in a way where you couldn’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks of you. You are probably at your happiest, with some new found knowledge. People think everything is hanging by a thread, with what they last heard from you, but things are actually going really great.
MOSTLY E’S: Folklore
You’re going through it. But you know you’re going through it. It’s all about self-awareness, baby. And your growth? It’s in your pain. You’re poetic. You’re transcendent. This is probably not your first heartbreak, or the first time you’re dealing with grief now, and it shows because of how you handle yourself; you don’t know how to but you are trying so, well done! C’est magnifique.