What your choice of study music says about you
Studying sucks. But music, or in some instances noises, makes the activity slightly more bearable. Find out my completely unsolicited opinion of you based on your choice of study playlist!
Lo-fi beats
I get it. It’s good. For putting me to sleep. You’re probably a dry texter that gets seened/reacted way too often. You also start your assignments a month before the deadline but still end up with a mediocre grade. There’s also a high possibility you study med. Big Grafton campus energy.
Rock
You claim you’re not a music snob but you scoff at anyone who listens to the Top 40. The only person that’s ever described you as an “old soul” is yourself. You spend way too much time on Spotify curating your 395857 playlists. No one wants to listen to your boomer tunes. Also, for someone that shits profusely on Tik Tok, your screen time on the app is astronomically high.
DnB
Let’s get one thing straight. DnB is absolute fucking garbage. How many raspberry cruisers do you need to listen to a “genre” made up of alien noises, squeaky whiteboard markers, and Long Gassy Farts???
RnB
You’re the type to hold up peace signs and say “vibesssss”, even on your deathbed. You either act like you’re really chill but have some serious rage buried deep down OR you’re chill because you’re emotionally numb and are constantly 🙂 running 🙂 away 🙂 from 🙂 your 🙂 feelings 🙂
Indie/Alternative
It’s definitely a mixed bag. You’re either insufferable and self-obsessed (let’s not forget the huge superiority complex too!). Or you’re super wholesome and the type of person everyone and their mum wants to be friends with. However, in both cases, your “all over the place” and “weird” music taste is definitely your biggest personality trait.
Jazz
You tell everyone you meditate first thing in the morning when in reality you check your phone like the rest of us. You strut around campus mysteriously with your thrifted tote bag, joining the other 4832 main characters with their Pinterest fits. You’re also the type to pay $8 for an overpriced iced coffee at a cafe study date just to sit on your phone for two hours.
Classical
You’re probably an ex/current orchestra kid that listens to Tchaikovsky to numb painful childhood memories of shouting music teachers. Or you’re not musically inclined in the slightest and only listen to classical music for the dark academia aesthetic. Either way, I hope you’re doing okay…
Country and Metal
Contrary to popular stereotypes, you guys are probably the most zen people on the planet. Your presence is like good feng shui in a room. While I’m personally not a fan, no complaints here.
Mario Kart Soundtracks
You think you can finesse an A+ cramming 40 mins before the exam start time. As epic as the Coconut Mall soundtrack is, it sadly never works. You fidget a lot. You probably also ate grass as a kid. Maybe you still do. You radiate chaotic good energy and I’m 100% here for it.
Kpop
You’re either an openly die-hard Kpop fan (in which case I am impressed by your devotion and also very scared to roast you because y’all are BRUTAL) or you’re a self-proclaimed “casual” listener who’s secretly a closet Kpop stan. Either way, you guys are just… intense. I SWEAR I COME IN PEACE!
