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How did you arrive to the interview?
B. Mum’s station wagon
C. Mum’s BMW
D. Uber X
What suburb of Auckland do you live in?
A. Te Atatu… Peninsula.
C. Ponsonby/Grey Lynn
How would you rate your interview skills out of ten?
A. 9.0 to 9.25
B. 9.25 to 9.5
C. 9.5 to 9.75
D. 9.75 to 10
What do you think is your greatest skill?
A. Arguing with your lecturer in a discussion hour
B. Telling your bus driver to keep the change
C. Buying and reselling Yeezys for a profit
D. Capitalizing on the Auckland housing crisis.
If you had all the money in the world, what would you do?
A. Pay someone to ghostwrite your assignments.
B. Flood the market with another e-scooter startup.
C. Donate it all to National’s election campaign
D. Buy all the properties in Remuera
What is your favourite hobby?
A. Hanging at the golf club with the boys
B. Watching The Big Game with the boys
C. Trading Bitcoin with the boys
D. Flipping houses with the boys
How much money would you spend on a good coffee?
D. I mean, it’s one coffee. What could it cost? 20 dollars?
How much of your own money would you spend on a good coffee?
A. What do you mean ‘your own money’?
B. Doesn’t Mum pay for everything?
C. The money in Daddy’s trust is technically mine, right?
D. My Dad actually owns the coffee shop – and the people in it – so I don’t pay for anything.
How do you fund your spending?
A. With my top achiever scholarships that go to high-income families.
B. By trading my stocks.
C. By the weekly rent of the tenants in my investment property in Remuera
D. Send the grocery bill to your parents out holidaying in Monaco.
If you got mostly –
A. Why are you even bothering with Deloitte. Keep at it with McDonalds and maybe one day you’ll make something of yourself.
B. One thousand people applied in Auckland yet the odds of you working here are a million-to-one.
C. If they put you in between two McDonalds buns, they’d call you an idiot sandwich.
D. You’re pretentious and wanky enough to fit in right at home!