For our Sex Issue, Craccum asked students which faculties they think have the best and worst sex lives and why?
As most students wanted to stay anonymous, we’ve only identified respondents by their faculties. While it turns out many students agree on who among their peers are the best and worst at getting it on, there were still a few controversial takes.
Disclaimer: the opinions of students mentioned in this article do not represent the views of Craccum. If you’re a Computer Science or Engineering student having good sex, good for you!
The Worst
A group of Computer Science students Craccum spoke to said that their own faculty is “definitely not the best.”
“Computer Science students are bad at sex. We all stay inside for like 12 hours a day playing League of Legends,” said one CompSci student.
“Grass is a foreign concept, let alone sex,” another added.
Three Engineering students also thought students in their faculty had the worst sex lives.
“Definitely Engineering. Because it’s mainly guys, and they don’t have game.”
“I agree Engineering students are the worst. They don’t know how to communicate and are the most anti-social shits ever.”
“Engineering students are mostly at home studying and crying.”
A Law student who wanted to go by the pseudonym Harry, perhaps referring to the Duke of Sussex—or more likely, the other possibly balding sex icon, Harry Styles—ranked Computer Science the lowest.
“Computer Science students study a lot and stay in their rooms.”
Another Law student, who was outed by their friend as also studying Arts, made the bold claim that “Engineering students don’t have sex.
“They don’t know how to talk to anyone. They’ve got a lot of work to do, always calculating things.”
A Creative Arts and Industries student also said Engineering.
“They make a lot of sexist jokes. Too many incels.”
A Science student hypothesised that Commerce students would be the least desired sexual partners.
“I just get the feeling that Commerce students are bad. I feel like intellectual sexy is the new sexy. And they’re not very intellectual.”
An Arts student also took a stab at guessing who would be the worst in bed.
“Business and Politics students. I feel like it’s self-explanatory. Also Philosophy. They don’t ever shut up.”
The Best
Students across many faculties agreed that Business students would most likely be having the most hook-ups, but it wasn’t necessarily a compliment.
“The best is probably Business because they don’t do anything. I know a bunch of Business students that smoke weed, and I heard that increases your sex drive.”
“Probably Business students because they don’t study as much. So, they have more time to go and be a free animal. They just party all the time.”
“The best would be Business students. They only have one class a week for each course, so they have all the time they need to think about what they can do in the bedroom.”
A Law student who asked to be refered to as Isabella had a different opinion, suggesting that Exercise Science students have the best sex.
“They’re like fit, muscular, and athletic.”
A different Law student claimed Law students have the best sex lives. But when Craccum asked for evidence to back up their statement, they declined to comment.
A Medical and Health Sciences student believed Music students would have the upper hand when it came to “setting the mood”.
“I reckon the best would be the music people. Imagine the rhythm that they have. They have good music taste and can set a good ambience.”
But another student felt that Arts students would actually be the best lovers.
“I feel the best would be Arts because they’re poetic and romantic, and would probably write you a poem before or something.”
