Two weeks ago, Brian and Hannah Tamaki, New Zealand’s favourite dickwads, announced the launch of the ‘Coalition New Zealand’ party – a political party to be led by Hannah Tamaki for the next election. Craccum was fortunate enough to avoid attending the press conference, which was held at Destiny Church headquarters in Wiri, Auckland, in an insanely opulent and largely uncomfortable looking room.
In an interview with Lisa Owen that same day, Hannah Tamaki remained elusive not only about policies but about just about anything. The only thing she seemed to let on was that Brian Tamaki gave her good kisses which honestly made us barf a little. Craccum magazine – being a more potent journalistic force than Lisa Owen and Radio New Zealand – has been able to obtain what can only be described as the “most significant leak in New Zealand politics this year” (who really cares about the budget) which is the draft for their first policy announcements: