Welcome to Craccum, where we put the “agony” in “agony aunt.” We’re not qualified to deal with your problems, but neither are you.
For our final edition of Who Asked You (sad reacts only), Craccum’s foul-mouthed and utterly-devoid-of-common-sense Agony Aunt decided to bring it home with the people that make it all possible. These questions are from the Craccum editorial team – turns out, they’re just as bonkers as me.
(Cameron Leakey, Co-Editor)
Here’s an alternative plan; stay at University forever because reality is scary, eventually die in HSB, and never leave Craccum. Boom, problem solved. No wonder you gave me a column, I’m clearly a fucking genius.
(Eda Tang, Visual Arts Editor)
Possible things that this could mean include:
(Brian Gu, Lifestyle Editor)
Little. Tiny, wee, miniscule. Infinitesimal. Generally small in length, width and depth. Although, you’ll want to make sure it has enough room to back, otherwise the pull-out game will be weak.
(Lachlan Mitchell, Arts Editor)