Welcome to Craccum, where we put the “agony” in “agony aunt.” We’re not qualified to deal with your problems, but neither are you.
Okay, wow. I mean…wow. I just…uh…I have a friend who’s a psychology major, I can give you her number? Otherwise…er…try jogging?
GOOD CHRIST. You lot are going to send me to an early grave. Go to church because God’s the only one who can help you. Literally just pick any god because something has to help you, and I sure as hell can’t.
Hey there Craccum readers, we’re gonna have ourselves a little competition.
Below is a list of the ways that movie and TV characters have coped with being in love with their best friends. If you can name every character from this list, then I will personally come to your house and kick you in the face (once lockdown is over, of course, I’m not a criminal.) Submit your answers to firstname.lastname@example.org (real address) and be in to win.