This week, Cameron Leakey gives a rundown of The Bachelorette and basically just shits on the show.
Look, fuck this programme alright. The latest season of The Bachelorette New Zealand has just finished and honestly thank god. It seemed to go on forever. Lesina deserved better, you deserved better, everyone deserved better. Lesina, the intelligent and lovely doctor, chose to value her own self worth and walk away single, you go girl. Meanwhile, Lily, a fun and kind soul, chose Richie. Look I have to be real, I gave up on watching the series towards the end so I don’t really know much about Lily and Richie, but I trust she chose someone worthy and I wish them luck for the future. Lesina and Lily, you both deserve the best.
Seriously though, are these twenty six men the best that TVNZ could muster? I mean Art-I’m-so-Paleo-Green was literally the best option on the show and he wasn’t even available! I’ve taken it on myself to rate all 26 men on The Bachelorette New Zealand out of ten. If you disagree with these ratings, please write a complaint, double spaced with 12pc Times New Roman font and then eat the paper.
Michael (2) 0/10
Quinn 0/10 Daryl 0/10
Now that the dynamics of our society have changed so drastically, I have many suggestions for how a new season of The Bachelorette: Isolation in Paradise could go: