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On the 23rd of July 2010, the world was blessed by Simon Cowell as he pieced together an extremely corporate boyband on the X-Factor UK. He […]

A fortnight ago, Vice-Chancellor Dawn Freshwater confirmed that the university would be hiring for a new Provost role. Essentially filling a ‘deputy’ responsibility to the Vice-Chancellor, […]

Madeleine Crutchley sits down with Mia-Mae Taitimu-Stevens, an administrator for Tuākana Arts, and Alofa So’olefai, a Tuākana tutor, to find out how they managed to navigate […]

Identity is, for the most part, fluid. We construct who we are, and decide who we want to be. However, while it is often believed that […]

Lachlan Mitchell investigates the impact of Judith ‘Crusher’ Collins’ rise to party leadership, just 58 days out from the increasingly dramatic 2020 election. If nothing else, […]

The time has finally come. On the 20th of March, every student and staff member at the University of Auckland received an email banishing them from […]

This article was published as a joint venture between Velocity and Craccum, in Issue 13 of Craccum and Newsletter 5 for Velocity. Brian and Komal talk […]