Ever wondered what the different types of makeup looks probably say about your GPA? Look no further
There’s been tiktoks that you’ve all probably seen on the different types of uni students and what makeup looks they’re willing to try and accomplish before not going to lectures. I mean at the end of the day if a person you simp for is going to magically pass by, you may as well put in that extra bit of effort, but how much effort is taking things a little too overboard? Whether you’re the person who is rushing and has no time or would rather be late than not look slay, we definitely have some hunches as to what your GPA is wavering on…You may think that there’s no direct correlation but I’m here to tell you there most probably is. Don’t take it personally, maybe just step it up instead.
So, what does your makeup say about your GPA? Through the five makeup looks we’ve seen most often around campus and the GPA range split into these brackets…
Bracket 1 – GPA of 7+
Bracket 2 – GPA of 5-7
Bracket 3 – GPA of 3.5-5
Bracket 4 – GPA that possibly poses a concern
THE FULL FACE.
Now we’ve all seen the girlies who show up with a perfectly bronzed/contoured face, flawless foundation and the huge fake lashes. Daily. My genuine question is literally; with what time bestie? Some of us are out here trying to deal with Auckland Transport in the bloody mornings and you’re out here showing up with full ass wedding style makeup looks. And for what? Classes that you probably won’t even go to babes.
Like I am amazed at your dedication and skill because that’s lowkey mad impressive but at the same time…just like what’s the reason? You most definitely have a bag to do touch-ups throughout the day in your bag and are quite aware of how you look as well. Usually, invested in skincare as well so that all those nasty breakouts don’t happen I’m assuming.
GPA Guess: You are probably somewhere starting mid Bracket 3 to the top. The wake-up and make up approach seems pretty ingrained into your morning routine so this is definitely a daily priority for you.
THE NO MAKEUP MAKEUP LOOK.
I find it hilarious when men are so easily fooled by a classic no makeup makeup look. Like honey, that is a classic mix of the perfect shade matched concealer, a little blush, hint of mascara and neat brows. There are countless tutorials from celebrities like Hailey Bieber on this look and it’s very easy to accomplish for beginners or for people who just refuse to spend more than 10 mins on their makeup each morning, myself included in the latter.
The goal of this look is to enhance your natural features but in a way that’s almost unnoticeable. It’s giving bare minimum but in the best way possible.
GPA Guess: Most likely Bracket 2 somewhere from the people I’ve encountered. You care but also don’t really care at the same time which is a win win. That, or you just are incapable of pulling off the cooler makeup looks and won’t bother trying.
THE CLEAN GIRL LOOK.
Easily confused with the no makeup look, the ‘clean girl’ aesthetic has seen a huge peak in the past couple of years through social media. With many influencers and celebrities promoting this, teenagers and uni kids have become obsessed with this idea of looking put together. Or looking like “that person” who has all their shit together. Let’s be real, you don’t but if you want to try fool people through this look, absolutely go for it.
Ironically enough, the origins of the ‘clean girl’ aesthetic have South Asian roots, a lot of which have sadly been westernised. The clean slick back oiled hair and ponytails, the simplistic makeup looks and classic small dangly earrings. Time to reclaim culture I reckon.
Asides from that, this look probably takes like 10-15 mins in the morning and the people who do it are trying desperately to take some control of their life that is most probably falling apart; almost like when you use that one shitty hair tie to try hold an entire head of hair when it’s on the verge of snapping. Commonly these people also dress neatly, have a simple yet noticeable fashion sense and come off as pretty confident.
GPA Guess: Bracket 2 but could reach into Bracket 1 as well. Congratulations, you probably actually have life a little more put together than the average uni kid does.
THE FRESH N’ FUNKY LOOK.
These are the COOL people we see with the incredibly detailed eye shadow looks, funky colour palettes on their face and they’ve most definitely watched a James Charles makeup tutorial at some point in their life so hey sisters.
Now don’t get me wrong, these makeup looks take some MAD effort, like how are you getting this type of time during sem? That being said, these looks are sure to get wholesome glances from passers by and will definitely stand out in a crowd. Whether it’s a sleek black wing with a dark smokey eye, a bright pastel look with the added sparkles, shimmer and glitter on the face or literal face tattoo type designs…you will not miss this look.
These vibes also outshine everybody else at steins because they not only know how to have a good time, they know how to look incredible as well. Fueled by their own personal style and makeup inspos, this look is a rare but special find.
GPA Guess: Perhaps a solid Bracket 2 somewhere. Like you may be clinging and not see the point of coming to uni at all or you actually might be slaying the game but in that underrated kinda way where nobody except you would know.
THE IDGAF.
Self-explanatory, these people literally give a flying crap about how their makeup looks. Like, where is the time, energy, money to be able to do this shiz in the morning…make it make sense?
Commonly found in hoodies or comfy oversized clothes, the go-to essentials for this look are honestly just SPF. Say no to skin cancer vibes, but if they can be bothered maybe a lip balm/gloss and perhaps some of the ladies would have their brows neat-ish. When it comes to uni, they have one goal and that is to get in and out of that campus as fast as possible, that is if they even choose to attend classes.
Self-confidence is usually higher than the average person and honestly hats off to them for that because that’s pretty dope. They truly do not see the point in wasting time on any sort of makeup and are probably too terrified to walk into stores like Mecca and Sephora. It’d be the awkward standing around picking up things they don’t know about and then the IMMEDIATE U-turn if a sales clerk approaches them.
GPA Guess: Bracket 1 or Bracket 2. You may not care about makeup but you’re lowkey a scholar and the people around you notice this too. Usually somewhat organised and actually kind of interested in your degree? Damn.
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All jokes and insults aside, do what floats your boat and makes YOU feel confident okay? But also please go to class or at least ask a friend to go for you so you’re not suffering and have to refer to the well-known meme; well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions later in the year…