Yes, I know, I’m over a year late to the #CancelKelly party. But Season 2 will drop this year, so let’s prepare ourselves again. I finally got the chance to sit down with this. How the hell was this dude not sentenced to a million years in jail back in, like, 1990? We literally let a whole-ass predator walk the earth unimpeded until like six months ago? The hammer of justice moves in slow motion apparently.
The documentary itself is brilliantly constructed and so damn effective. I mean, seriously, if you still listen to this cretin’s music after watching this masterpiece then you are a straight-up hobgoblin. To anyone who defends him; your mother doesn’t love you and your crush thinks you’re into foot stuff. This documentary is one of the best I’ve ever seen, no human could watch it and not want to hug those women and then resurrect Aaliyah and give her nineteen Grammys.
OH MY GOD… I almost forgot about that one guy who was just sitting there talking about how “Wellm it was our job to just get him anything he wanted, so that’s what we did.” Hey @ that dude, how does it feel to walk the earth as a whole-ass waste of bones and sinew? Anyway, I’m getting ahead of myself here, so I’ll wrap up by saying that he literally wrote a song called “Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number” for a CHILD that he later MARRIED. Time’s up, fucker.
10/10: Best part? He couldn’t read this even if he was free
