May 25, 2020 May 25, 2020Shapes: From best to worst.The bootleg rating of Shapes. Kind of like when you asked your Eastearn European Auntie to bring you Shrek on DVD but it’s SHROK, and he’s […]
May 25, 2020 May 25, 2020Horoscopes #11: Which Ministerial Portfolio Are You Qualified to Run?Aries: Minister of Primary Industries: you’re a farm kid and we love that you know how to drive a quad bike, and scoop poop. Bio-security is […]
May 25, 2020 May 25, 2020Who Asked You #11Welcome to Craccum, where we put the “agony” in “agony aunt.” We’re not qualified to deal with your problems, but neither are you. How the fuck […]
May 25, 2020 May 25, 2020Health Bites – Hair Ye, Hair Ye: Trimming the GardenWhether it’s with a reluctant crawl, or with a hop, skip and a jump, we’re all experiencing a renewed bout of physical contact with each other. […]