Boobwatch is a modern classic. The 2011 Baywatch parody is iconic for many reasons. The cinematography, the art direction, the sound mixing. But no reason is as salient as Lisa Ann’s infamous performance as a lifeguard concerned not with the safety of beachgoers, but of Rocco Reed in the bathtub.
Clad in a red one-piece bit of spandex, Lisa Ann strides down the hallway in slow motion to the bathroom. She clambers to the side of the tub, noticing that Rocco doesn’t ‘have a lifeguard at his beach’. I’m confused. You’re confused. Rocco is confused. “This isn’t a beach; this is a bathtub”. Rocco’s infamous lines still echo in my ears. These are the words of a man who is haunted. Questioning his sanity – is this actually a bath? What is the meaning of this life? – his thoughts interrupted as Lisa Ann persists with her questioning. No body of water is safe without a lifeguard, despite Rocco’s insistence that the two feet deep water is probably safe for a grown man.
He lets his guard down, accepting Lisa as his lifeguard. Lisa however betrays him, blowing the whistle (literally) and getting Rocco out of the bath. There’s a shark in there, and he better be safe.
It’s a pretty goddamn standard fuck. Yes, Lisa Ann’s giant titties are out but that’s probably the only redeeming aspect of this video. Lisa gives Rocco head. Rocco fucks Lisa Ann from behind. Rocco keeps his shorts on while he fucks her. Is it terrible? Yes. Does it make sense? No. Should it be preserved for future generations? Absolutely.