Didn’t your mother teach you to sanitise the yardie? We all follow the unspoken rules of parties. Steal someone’s drink? Opened, half-full, and uncomfortably warm: fair […]
Now that those flowers have died, let’s see what’s next in line… Sorry to rehash this recent trauma for everyone, but whether you’re happily or unhappily […]
Let’s get this (emotionally stable) bread! I hate my brain. She’s insufferable in every way possible. Anxious. Hyper-active. Overly-critical. Numb. Dumb. Essentially the worst party pooper […]
Where I take a headline from “The Onion” and write an objectively finer article “Woman Shamelessly Sleeps Her Way Laterally Across Corporate Ladder” — The Onion […]