April 28, 2020 April 28, 2020Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher MillerBefore the world began to fall apart, I had planned my mid-sem break as an intense and labouring movie marathon. As a known Film Thot, I […]
April 28, 2020 April 28, 2020How to Watch Porn Without Watching PornAt this stage in the quarantine many students will have clocked Pornhub. Exhausted. Self-loathing. But hungry for more. A choice thus remains. Do you restart that […]
April 28, 2020 April 28, 2020Finalest FantasyQuarantine has been hard. All I know is McDonald’s, charge my phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie. I’m not equipped to do many […]
April 28, 2020 April 28, 2020How to Maintain our Mermaid HairIt’s June 2018 and we’re out on the town, it’s freezing but we’re ready to take on Bar 101 for all it’s worth. One of the […]