As prestigious as the Oscars or the Nobel Prize. Craccum this week presents the Craccum Awards.

Most mentions of ‘William “Billiam” Grant Guilford”

Cameron Leakey for “Victoria University of Wellington Name Change”

Most Terrifying Cover

Tie. Daphne Zheng for “Grimace” and unidentified artist for “Basement Sweet Basement”

Weakest Editorial

Bailley Verry for “Issue 6, Editorial”

Worst Joke of the Year

Winner: Nice to meat (pie) you

Runner up: John Tamihere’s election campaign

Worst Themed Issue

Salient for “glass”

Salient for “default”

Salient for “taboo”

Favourite Fan Letter

John W for “sent from my ipad”

Best Submission

James Brown for “Craccum Retrospective”

“The one we couldn’t publish” award

Daniel Todd for “Which Section of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 are you?”

Worst Headline

Cameron Leakey for “AT RANT”.

Best Pull Quote

Bailley Verry for “Quotes should be anchored top or bottom, never in the middle of the page.”

Best Facebook Callout

“Do YoU GuYs EveN havE AuthORs”

Best Theme

“Grimace”

Best Cover

Daphne Zheng – “Sistene Chapel, but with dogs”

Best Headline

“Shitty pissy students shit and piss themselves.” Or Psychosomatic medical issues from stress and anxiety

Fastest Spreading Auckland Uni Issue

Measles

Sex Week Issue

Grimace Issue

Salient presents Now that’s what I call: garbage

Gloria Hole for “Now that’s what I call sadness”

Salient presents Now that’s what I call: our responsibility as the future of journalism

Craccum Editorial Team condom tasting

One night stand with Grimace

Best life togetherness

Bailley Verry for “life”.