In honour of mental health week… breathe. Stress levels are rising high this week, which means Miss Fortune has sensed your misfortunes in the final race to finish those assignments.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
This week, you’ll be charging full speed ahead. There’s no time to rest as you carve your way through piles of work, but you’re on a roll! You’ll find that people will be coming to you for guidance, asking what’s your secret? Your answer; Red Bull. Lots of it. Don’t forget to look after yourself! Your number is 5.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
It’s time to bring out the Lush goods and pour out a bath, you deserve it. This week, your anxiety will heighten as work and assignments collide like bulls in the ring, so I suggest to take a moment to step back. In honour of time, you have the lucky number 2 for the number of hours needed to preserve your sanity.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
This week, you’ll do good to call your twin as you’ll be needing some extra motivation. More than ever, you’re struggling to retain your usual vibrant self. But that’s ok. Perhaps see if you can spread the load by talking to some familiar faces. Before you know it, you’ll be back on top and unstoppable. Your lucky number is 10.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Having yet to return to campus, you remain home and under blankets. Fair play. This week, that place is not what you need right now, and as always, self-care comes first. Get some coffee and get some chocolate as you have a lot of work to do! It’s not going to do itself. Your lucky number is 6.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Stress levels are riding high this week, although I get the feeling you’re only adding to it. Stop it. It’s not helping anyone. Instead, I suggest that you start focusing on yourself because you might find that you’re also in their shoes. Feeling the stress yet? If so, don’t sweat it… you’re clearly not alone. Your number is 0.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
This week, you’ll find yourself particularly aware of others’ digital silence. What does this mean? Take the time out of your busy schedule and contact a friend. Tag them in a meme, ask how they’re doing, or comment *fire* on their Insta? That oughta do it. Either way, they could use some of that Virgo loving. Your number is 8.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Just like the scales, I think you’ll find yourself pleasantly balanced this week. Between work and study, you’ve still managed to be social. I mean, you’ve done the impossible. You deserve a break, so take this Friday night to reward yourself before the exams roll around. Your number is 7
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You’re feeling a little like Pluto this week; alone and forgotten. Keep in mind that this is a crazy time of year and people are thinking about themselves, as they should be. Here are two options; 1. Make the first move and reach out! You never know, they could be feeling the same. 2. Buckle down and ride the month out. Before long, exams will be over and you’ll be basking in summertime sun. Your number is 3.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
This week, your anticipation for summer will be consuming you as you’ve had enough of 2020. You’ll soon be ready to “Thank you, next” her negativity into next year, but that’s not before she messes with you a little while longer. Just hold on and buckle in. Your number is 12.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Stop. And take a breath. Embody the spirit of your sign, the sea goat. How? you might ask. By scaling the nearest mountain and breathing the air fuelled by grassy knolls OR run to the beachside and look upon the sea. S.E.A G.O.A.T. Ruler of water and land… The point is, you need to reset, so do whatever you please. Your number is 1.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
This week, you’re sick of the rules. You’ve had enough of being told what to do and it’s really grating on your emotions. So, screw ‘em. Do something for yourself, and something that you’ll remember. Yes, it sucks following rules, but it’s all about pleasing yourself within the confines of society. You’ll feel emancipated pushing it to the limit. Your number is 11.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Coffee. You need coffee ASAP. This week, you’re feeling numb to what’s around you, and can no longer pretend that your sanity is holding together. Only a few more weeks to go, you tell yourself. No. Have a coffee and you may as well get a cake to go with that. You only live once, so try to find pleasure in the little things. We’re with you. Your lucky number is 9.