March 1, 2022

Now, The Party Don’t Start ‘Til I Sign-In

Didn’t your mother teach you to sanitise the yardie? We all follow the unspoken rules of parties. Steal someone’s drink? Opened, half-full, and uncomfortably warm: fair […]
March 1, 2022

Valentine’s Red Flags

Now that those flowers have died, let’s see what’s next in line… Sorry to rehash this recent trauma for everyone, but whether you’re happily or unhappily […]
March 1, 2022

Before Shit Hits the Fan:A Preventative Mental Health Guide To Feeling Less Poopy

Let’s get this (emotionally stable) bread! I hate my brain. She’s insufferable in every way possible. Anxious. Hyper-active. Overly-critical. Numb. Dumb. Essentially the worst party pooper […]
March 1, 2022

The F(onion) of Wisdom

Where I take a headline from “The Onion” and write an objectively finer article “Woman Shamelessly Sleeps Her Way Laterally Across Corporate Ladder” — The Onion […]