The Craccum Music Sorting Hat

Here at Craccum, we have an eclectic group of individuals, some with absolutely shocking music taste. The guide below will show you what position you’d suit based on the tastes of our current staff— who knows what positions will be available next year!

Song List #1

• Cool Kids – Echosmith
• Mood Ring – Lorde
• Sign of the Times – Harry Styles
• 7 Rings – Ariana Grande
• Bravado – Lorde

Song List #2

• Never Let Me Go – Florence + The Machine
• Father Time (feat. Sampha) – Kendrick Lamar
• Why Oh Why – L.A.B
• Self Control – Frank Ocean
• Kingston Town – UB40
• Ruketekete Te Mamae / Ever Loved A Women – Brother Love

Song List #3

• Wall of Glass – Liam Gallagher
• There is a Light That Never Goes Out – The Smiths
• Red Light indicates Door Are Secured – Arctic Monkeys
• Pretty Vacant – Sex Pistols
• Going Underground – The Jam

Song List #4

• Hollaback Girl – Gwen Stefani
• Whip My Hair – WILLOW
• Hit ‘em Up Style (Oops!) – Blue Cantrell
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper
• Whatta Man – Salt-N-Pepa

Song List #5

• Primadonna – MARINA
• China Girl – David Bowie
• good 4 u – Olivia Rodrigo
• From Eden – Hozier
• You Send Me – Aretha Franklin

Song List #6

• Can’t Take My Eyes off You – Frankie Valli
• Put Your Records On – Corinne Bailey Rae
• Howl’s Moving Castle Theme – Kyle Landry
• The Muffin Song – Sean Bertram
• In My Room – Frank Ocean

Song List #7

• It’s Been a Long, Long Time – Harry James
• Whoa – Snoh Aalegra
• Needed Me – Rihanna
• On & On – Erykah Badu
• Put On Repeat – Sabrina Claudio

Song List #8

• Only Child – Tierra Whack
• Give Up – FKA twigs
• Deal Wiv it – Slowthai
• Jackie and Wilson – Hozier
• Trader Joe – Junglepussy

Song List #9

• Savage Remix (feat. Beyonce) – Megan Thee Stallion
• Moon River – Frank Ocean
• déjà vu – Olivia Rodrigo
• Blank Space – Taylor Swift
• Ghost Town – Kanye West

Song List #10

• Polly – Whitney
• Summerboy – Lady Gaga
• Your World is Eternally Complete – Sweet Trip
• Tour – Macky Gee
• The Shrine / An Argument – Fleet Foxes

Song List #11

• Mr. Brightside – The Killers
• Cold War – Cautious Clay
• Watermelon Sugar – Harry Styles
• One Time – Marian Hill
• Slip Away – Perfume Genius

ANSWERS

If you chose Song List #1:

Congratulations! You embody the traits of our lovely Features Editor, Grace. You’re kind and emit happy vibes.

If you chose Song List #2:

You have incredible taste, chef’s kiss. You love kaupapa driven rhymes just like Omni, our Te Ao Māori Editor.

If you chose Song List #3:

You’re our Chief Reporter Charlie! Red flags don’t bother you and that makes you even more punk.

If you chose Song List #4:

Something’s wrong with you: you work too hard—it’s not the 90s anymore. Welcome to Jess’ position as News Editor!

If you chose Song List #5:

You’re basic and there’s nothing wrong with that. All you do is drink Starbucks and read horoscopes. Welcome to Nancy’s position as Lifestyle Editor!

If you chose Song List #6:

You’ve got the guts to be the cutest #influencer out here. You’re Michelle, our one-woman Social Media team!

If you chose Song List #7:

You’re just horny and might only listen to music during sexy time, but that’s just the life of being Co-Editor Flora.

If you chose Song List #8:

You’re a little bit annoying but you own it, and everyone loves you anyway; congrats, you’re our Co-Editor Naomii!

If you chose Song List #9:

You’re the official hot girl/art hoe of Craccum, which means you’ve got what it takes to step into Visual Arts Editor Gabbie’s shoes!

If you chose Song List #10:

You’ve got the eternally bold badassery and hilarious jokes it takes to carry the whole team, just like Staff Writer Arela.

If you chose Song List #11:

You’re way too cool for us, but still humble enough to stan Harry Styles and the classic Mr. Brightside. You’ve got the varied taste to be our beloved Arts Editor, Maddy.