March 14, 2022

Act Your Age!

This multimillionaire star whose entire physique is curated for a movie role is 68, looks 17. Students hate them! “Act your age”, huh? Pfft. Our generation […]
March 14, 2022

The F(onion) Of Wisdom

Where we take a headline from “The Onion” and write an objectively finer article “Woman Can Always Tell Period Coming By Way Doors Slam Shut, Lights […]
March 14, 2022

Our Apologies to Megan Fox

Jennifer’s Body and the Feminine Eye Film Festival It’s 2007. Mountain Dew swirls in the cups of excited movie-goers and cinema speakers boom with explosions. Megan […]
March 7, 2022

The F(onion) of Wisdom

Where I take a headline from “The Onion” and write an objectively finer article “World Leaders Vow Regular People Just Trying To Live Their Lives Will […]