March 8, 2020

Munchy Mart Dried Squid – Mild

It was the first Monday of the semester, oh, a time of great trepidation. A new chancellor on the horizon, half the university under construction for […]
March 1, 2020

Horse, Interrupted

(SPOILERS! DEPRESSION!) With the second half of BoJack Horseman releasing on January 31st, the show finally came to an end – not with the miserable suicide […]
March 1, 2020

Horse Girl

Why do horses lend themselves to depression metaphors so well??? In my second piece about depressing horse-related content in this issue, I present to you Horse […]
October 23, 2019

Iraq? No, you rock

I’ve been pretty snide towards Ellen DeGeneres whenever I’ve mentioned her in the near-two years I’ve been contributing to Craccum. She’s not an easy target – […]